“With great power, comes great responsibility.”
Well of course it does. But that don’t mean you get to be all emo about it. Its just like rich people or celebrities crying about their life. Poor babies.
Spiderman - cries about his dead uncle, his love life, and being a wall crawling, web slinging freak.
The Incredible Hulk - cries about not being able to control his anger or he’ll turn into an unstoppable smashing machine.
Superman - cries about being an “alien” and not having a normal life even though he is damn near invincible and can freakin’ fly.
Batman - cries about losing his parents 20 years ago even though they left him a fortune, a company and a city that he pretty much owns.
Wolverine - cries about not knowing where he came from or why he has an indestructable skeletal system and sweet ass knives that come out of his hands.
You know what. Fine. You are freaks. But cool freaks. I’d trade bad eyesight for X-ray vision. Gimme green skin and bulging muscles over a big nose and hairy arms. How bout I take your spider-senses in exchange for my bad fashion sense. Yeah it would be a real pity to leave my 700 sq. foot apartment for a mansion with a bat cave.
With any luck I’ll fall into a radioactive vat of cookie dough or get bitten by a mutated rottweiler. And then I’ll show you what it’s like to be a Hero. And the only thing I’ll cry about is whether I should go home with Wonder Woman or Supergirl tonight.
You Sirs….are not EMO.
emo Super Heroes unfair
July 9th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
that is soo tru. :)) i will one day worship you, lmao
July 11th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
omg …. ur so right .. i hate when someone says that they are one thing .. and is like …. so not …. or acts like one thing …. but isnt …. but u gotta admit … da person who plays spiderman in da movies … Is hott
so i guess now u can tell i aint emo ..
all i have had so far is 2 cat scratches on my wrists and a scar from heart surgery … well just to say to u emo plz … dont hurt ur self cuz no matter how u may think da world dont care about you .. there are people who do and you are just to sucked up in pain to see it … so if you hold on and see the light … you will see that the world does care …. and there is no need to be emo … but the movies and music you listen to is so cool … : )
July 28th, 2007 at 3:53 am
so sad. [=
July 29th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
people always ask me who i am…
I am who i say i am and i wil be someone entirely diferent tomorow !
July 30th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
i love whoever wrote this
and their big nose
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:56 pm
that is so cool lol love it lol
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:05 am
dat is soo true who eva rote dis is a ledgen. dark cookie u seem2 be nice who eva u r… i dnt reali like 1 part in ur comment it sounds lik ur sayn dat an emo is a person dat slits there wrist. but it k. the story/poem it different n very gud i rateit out of 10 - 8 an a half!
August 18th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
r u guy ok i got razorblades 4 sale
August 31st, 2007 at 3:57 am
lmao hey there not emo just cause they like alrite music
September 30th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
I hate superheros!
October 27th, 2007 at 11:02 am
so true!!
October 28th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
the emo who wrote this shyt is a fuckin gay retardd
November 16th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
lol
maybe an emo did’nt write that but you know you could be right an emo could’ve written it lol
(Y)
December 5th, 2007 at 10:48 am
its so true im in love with you who ever yooh are
December 20th, 2007 at 4:51 pm
doesnt spiderman go all emo in the third movie? hes probly gonna slit himself if theres a 4rth
December 28th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
you are totally makin sense there all superheroes are fuchin idiots and should DIE!!!
January 5th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
IDK Y that is i mean yeah i’d love to have like all that freakin power and money so thats so fuckin’ true
January 18th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
wow.
whitney is so gay.
SO GAY.
:]
January 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
i MEAN seriously!
and she’s super emoooooooo.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
anndd tyler whitten is a big MEANIE HEAD.
and i HATE him.
hahahahah
January 24th, 2008 at 2:17 am
..thats funny but, not exactly true sure these *fake* people have power money and the ability to do great things! that doesn’t mean they dont’ have problems! sure damn britney spears is a crazy ass bitch but shes had a hard time to with the whole kid thing *still who the hell would give her a kid!!!*
February 7th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Ha that’s funny! I never really realized that the Superheros complained so much!!!!
February 10th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
damn strait
February 24th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
super heroes forget there place, they make me sik. Of all the things in the world these guys got landed with superpowers, i mean come on do they get piked of or singled out because theyre different no because every kid wants to grow up and be like superman. u neva hear kids saying “when i grow up i wanna be an emo” well im not the one to tlk even wen i was 7 i always had a thing for the goth crowd if i saw a goth i would stare in amazement i would be like wow now i see them and they seem like a normal human to me wich they ARE. Now my mum goes hey looki theres a goth and im like so whatever it’s just another individual with their own ideas about stuff.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:23 am
dewd…. that is fuggin chru, they are a bunch of whiney-powered freex…phuk tha hulk thow…. i would trade my emoness for their emoness any day…
R.I.P. (M)
February 26th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
oye…
Katchetez…kieres ser mi novia?
March 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I LoVe the person who wrote this!!! I would do you!!!(and your big nose)
March 11th, 2008 at 5:51 am
=]
Never realised how much superhero’s complained before…
But….
I think I’ll still love them
=D
I’d love to have their powers, even just one lousy one…
I know it’s never gonna happen, but I can dream!
Superhero’s are spose to be “Normal” like human beings….but is there any such thing?
I’d love to be wonder woman…
She has nicest figure….
=[
I want her body!!!!
=’[
March 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
wow , this is like so true
well im not exactly what you call “emo”
but i have nothing against them either.
i acually want to be ‘emo’ but i just cant
its just not me !!
and just so everyone elseknows
Emo dosnt exactly mean depressed … well i guess it could but my definition of it is it is a style and a type of music .. and a way of life !!
March 24th, 2008 at 9:02 am
superheroes aren’t emo cause 1. they have realistic problems. 2. they are LEGENDS. 3. they survive through their emotional problems..
April 4th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
i hate when in movies they portray characters as EMO like they know what they’re doing cuz it makes me feel like they think they know how i feel, and they don’t. nobody does. so it pisses me off.
somebody should make a movie about how wrong everyone is and radioactive cookie dough would be coooool.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:08 am
this isnt fsir and tou know y!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 8:13 am
yeah im bored and is the whore up 4 sale? why r pple that r nt emo on this site?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
dis iz soooo tru. y do ppl act emo but r not?
May 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
yeah if ur not emo…then how did u get here?Why r u here???
June 19th, 2008 at 8:06 am
Please cut deeper you fuckin babies!!
OOh my god you are all retards tight pants for woman stupid hair donts!!
Middle class babies cutting is for pussies and fags, you are all wannabees or as we real hardcores call you,posers HOT TOPIC GOTH!! Go cry and listen to my chemical romance..Idoits
June 20th, 2008 at 5:30 am
EMO FUKERS
June 24th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
superheroes have super powers…STOP COMPLAINING! The best thing that could ever happen to you has happened! It’s the rest of us who have the right to wallow. Jeez!
PS: I was going to make some sort of sarcastic comment about how I’m in love with Lincoln but then I realised he’s a geek so it’s not happening.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
emos are soo awesome
August 20th, 2008 at 3:18 am
LOL
funny as n so true
September 11th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
emohaters get off the site, im like particail emo but that doesnt meani go to a place where we can talk to other emos and frickn fuck them off! So get ur fat ass buts off the site
September 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
*sighs* losers
September 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
right, i hate super hero’s
they need to make a emo superhero
September 15th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
HAHAH dude serisouly i love ya
September 25th, 2008 at 9:23 am
i think superheroes makes evryone else look like losers and it makes you kinda down cauz you wish you were something special but you’re not?..
and another thing. i dont get why you emo-haters have too comment our life juz because YOU cant get in touch with the STONE in your chest you call your HEART!? >.
October 24th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
THANK YOU!!!!!!
Fucking superheors have nothing to wine about!
October 27th, 2008 at 10:35 am
We do not think they are being emo we think they are having bitch fits…………….
October 27th, 2008 at 10:37 am
What do you all think about goths.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:06 am
cookie doh? i want som…..
i gtg some emo hater just said fluffy pegins are better that emos…. i gotta go kick his ass now.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:06 am
WHO SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Wow sounds dat someone is angrey are u alright