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Super Heroes have no right to be Emo!

June 26th, 2007 by admin

“With great power, comes great responsibility.”

Well of course it does. But that don’t mean you get to be all emo about it. Its just like rich people or celebrities crying about their life. Poor babies.

Spiderman - cries about his dead uncle, his love life, and being a wall crawling, web slinging freak.

The Incredible Hulk - cries about not being able to control his anger or he’ll turn into an unstoppable smashing machine.

Superman - cries about being an “alien” and not having a normal life even though he is damn near invincible and can freakin’ fly.

Batman - cries about losing his parents 20 years ago even though they left him a fortune, a company and a city that he pretty much owns.

Wolverine - cries about not knowing where he came from or why he has an indestructable skeletal system and sweet ass knives that come out of his hands.

You know what. Fine. You are freaks. But cool freaks. I’d trade bad eyesight for X-ray vision. Gimme green skin and bulging muscles over a big nose and hairy arms. How bout I take your spider-senses in exchange for my bad fashion sense. Yeah it would be a real pity to leave my 700 sq. foot apartment for a mansion with a bat cave.

With any luck I’ll fall into a radioactive vat of cookie dough or get bitten by a mutated rottweiler. And then I’ll show you what it’s like to be a Hero. And the only thing I’ll cry about is whether I should go home with Wonder Woman or Supergirl tonight.

You Sirs….are not EMO.

51 Responses

  1. liree

    that is soo tru. :)) i will one day worship you, lmao

  2. dark cookie

    omg …. ur so right .. i hate when someone says that they are one thing .. and is like …. so not …. or acts like one thing …. but isnt …. but u gotta admit … da person who plays spiderman in da movies … Is hott
    so i guess now u can tell i aint emo ..
    all i have had so far is 2 cat scratches on my wrists and a scar from heart surgery … well just to say to u emo plz … dont hurt ur self cuz no matter how u may think da world dont care about you .. there are people who do and you are just to sucked up in pain to see it … so if you hold on and see the light … you will see that the world does care …. and there is no need to be emo … but the movies and music you listen to is so cool … : )

  3. rachelMAN ;]

    so sad. [=

  4. jakki

    people always ask me who i am…

    I am who i say i am and i wil be someone entirely diferent tomorow !

  5. imabigemo

    i love whoever wrote this

    and their big nose

  6. say_no_to_emo

    that is so cool lol love it lol

  7. Natalie

    dat is soo true who eva rote dis is a ledgen. dark cookie u seem2 be nice who eva u r… i dnt reali like 1 part in ur comment it sounds lik ur sayn dat an emo is a person dat slits there wrist. but it k. the story/poem it different n very gud i rateit out of 10 - 8 an a half!

  8. i hate emos

    r u guy ok i got razorblades 4 sale

  9. breea

    lmao hey there not emo just cause they like alrite music

  10. Alexandria

    I hate superheros!

  11. kill_emo_haters!!

    so true!!

  12. screwemos-theyrbiznitches

    the emo who wrote this shyt is a fuckin gay retardd

  13. Marina

    lol

    maybe an emo did’nt write that but you know you could be right an emo could’ve written it lol

    (Y)

  14. xxxxemo_elmo_32xxxx

    its so true im in love with you who ever yooh are

  15. blacklove90

    doesnt spiderman go all emo in the third movie? hes probly gonna slit himself if theres a 4rth

  16. jarred

    you are totally makin sense there all superheroes are fuchin idiots and should DIE!!!

  17. The Emo In The Corner

    IDK Y that is i mean yeah i’d love to have like all that freakin power and money so thats so fuckin’ true

  18. S!ERR4[:

    wow.
    whitney is so gay.

    SO GAY.

    :]

  19. S!ERR4[:

    i MEAN seriously!

    and she’s super emoooooooo.

  20. S!ERR4[:

    anndd tyler whitten is a big MEANIE HEAD.
    and i HATE him. :D

    hahahahah

  21. blahblahblah=semi-emo

    ..thats funny but, not exactly true sure these *fake* people have power money and the ability to do great things! that doesn’t mean they dont’ have problems! sure damn britney spears is a crazy ass bitch but shes had a hard time to with the whole kid thing *still who the hell would give her a kid!!!*

  22. Christy

    Ha that’s funny! I never really realized that the Superheros complained so much!!!!

  23. vampirefairie

    damn strait

  24. yaZmin

    super heroes forget there place, they make me sik. Of all the things in the world these guys got landed with superpowers, i mean come on do they get piked of or singled out because theyre different no because every kid wants to grow up and be like superman. u neva hear kids saying “when i grow up i wanna be an emo” well im not the one to tlk even wen i was 7 i always had a thing for the goth crowd if i saw a goth i would stare in amazement i would be like wow now i see them and they seem like a normal human to me wich they ARE. Now my mum goes hey looki theres a goth and im like so whatever it’s just another individual with their own ideas about stuff.

  25. (A)lexXx

    dewd…. that is fuggin chru, they are a bunch of whiney-powered freex…phuk tha hulk thow…. i would trade my emoness for their emoness any day…

    R.I.P. (M)

  26. pos yo...y k pedo weii

    oye…
    Katchetez…kieres ser mi novia?

  27. BaIlEy

    I LoVe the person who wrote this!!! I would do you!!!(and your big nose)

  28. SuicidalWristSlittingWhore

    =]

    Never realised how much superhero’s complained before…

    But….

    I think I’ll still love them

    =D

    I’d love to have their powers, even just one lousy one…

    I know it’s never gonna happen, but I can dream!

    Superhero’s are spose to be “Normal” like human beings….but is there any such thing?

    I’d love to be wonder woman…

    She has nicest figure….

    =[

    I want her body!!!!

    =’[

  29. Stacey

    wow , this is like so true

    well im not exactly what you call “emo”

    but i have nothing against them either.
    i acually want to be ‘emo’ but i just cant

    its just not me !!

    and just so everyone elseknows

    Emo dosnt exactly mean depressed … well i guess it could but my definition of it is it is a style and a type of music .. and a way of life !! :)

  30. emo=gay

    superheroes aren’t emo cause 1. they have realistic problems. 2. they are LEGENDS. 3. they survive through their emotional problems..

  31. xXshiaXx

    i hate when in movies they portray characters as EMO like they know what they’re doing cuz it makes me feel like they think they know how i feel, and they don’t. nobody does. so it pisses me off.
    somebody should make a movie about how wrong everyone is and radioactive cookie dough would be coooool.

  32. Dintara

    this isnt fsir and tou know y!!!

  33. EmoPrince

    yeah im bored and is the whore up 4 sale? why r pple that r nt emo on this site?

  34. emogrl1313

    dis iz soooo tru. y do ppl act emo but r not?

  35. XxemoxchickxX

    yeah if ur not emo…then how did u get here?Why r u here???

  36. emokiller

    Please cut deeper you fuckin babies!!
    OOh my god you are all retards tight pants for woman stupid hair donts!!
    Middle class babies cutting is for pussies and fags, you are all wannabees or as we real hardcores call you,posers HOT TOPIC GOTH!! Go cry and listen to my chemical romance..Idoits

  37. Lincoln

    EMO FUKERS

  38. DavidzDead

    superheroes have super powers…STOP COMPLAINING! The best thing that could ever happen to you has happened! It’s the rest of us who have the right to wallow. Jeez!

    PS: I was going to make some sort of sarcastic comment about how I’m in love with Lincoln but then I realised he’s a geek so it’s not happening.

  39. emorific3

    emos are soo awesome

  40. demiderange

    LOL
    funny as n so true :)

  41. who-gives

    emohaters get off the site, im like particail emo but that doesnt meani go to a place where we can talk to other emos and frickn fuck them off! So get ur fat ass buts off the site

  42. who-gives

    *sighs* losers

  43. Blake

    right, i hate super hero’s

    they need to make a emo superhero

  44. lilith

    HAHAH dude serisouly i love ya

  45. Xx EmO iS LoVe xX

    i think superheroes makes evryone else look like losers and it makes you kinda down cauz you wish you were something special but you’re not?..
    and another thing. i dont get why you emo-haters have too comment our life juz because YOU cant get in touch with the STONE in your chest you call your HEART!? >.

  46. stuck_in_darkness

    THANK YOU!!!!!!
    Fucking superheors have nothing to wine about!

  47. Anastasia winter Mistie

    We do not think they are being emo we think they are having bitch fits……………. :)

  48. Anastasia winter Mistie

    What do you all think about goths.

  49. unhappy_birhthday2me

    cookie doh? i want som…..
    i gtg some emo hater just said fluffy pegins are better that emos…. i gotta go kick his ass now.

  50. Anastasia winter mistie Goth Emo whatever.

    WHO SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. X.so.sad

    Wow sounds dat someone is angrey are u alright

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