On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Twelve Hair Barretts
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eleven Moody Poems
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten Black Eyeliners
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine Retro Shirts
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight Lip Rings
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Seven Shoulder Bags
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Six Razor Blades
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Five White Studded Belts
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Four MCR Posters
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Three Girl Pants
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Two Myspace Pages
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A Hot Topic Gift Certificate
December 21st, 2007 at 11:23 pm
hahaha. Lovely. It’s almost as good as the “Emo Kid” song.
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
lame. FFTL did it first.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:18 am
Being “emo” is just what adults like to call a childish phase. It’s kind of like when you pee in your bed as a child, but typically happens as a teenager and takes the form of wearing dark crap and acting like fuctards.
It’s a pretty stupid look, and I can’t see how any lame ass emo dorks get laid. In anycase, the emo movement is sure to be over soon as most emo kids either commit suicide, or grow out of that bullshit, lol. fuckin’ losers.
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Wow this was the fucking biggest waste of time ever. I don’t think I’ve even seen something as stupid as this piece of shit you’ve managed to put together. You should fucking take those six razor blades and do us all a favor and kill yourself. Please.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I enjoy emo stereo types because they are so funny. I enjoy reading the assuptions people make of emo’s.
Love Your,
Amanda
December 24th, 2007 at 9:36 am
[...] 12 Days of Emo Christmas [...]
December 25th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
It’s nice to know that EMO hasent lost the Spirit…!
December 27th, 2007 at 5:46 am
i.wonder.why.some.people.insult.emos….while.they.can.just.do.they’re.thing….and.dont.mind.them……….i.think.those.i nsulters.are.the.real.fuctards……………………………………………….by.the.way.i.liked.it……
December 28th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
phycology and emerald are you fuckin raged
December 31st, 2007 at 1:08 am
leave us freakin emos alone!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
all that matters cause we’re darker and deeper than they will ever be.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
people should leave us alone
January 8th, 2008 at 8:08 am
yea this shit is really stupid. I mean most emos are middle class white ppl. I mean come on what in the hell do they have to be so depressed for. If you were really poor and had a crackhead for a mother and a dad that beats you then i would understand. As for the rest of you, you all need to just go ahead and kills your selfs and stop talking about it.
January 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
fuck you lissette i mean what have you got against emo’s
January 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Fuck you too Jarred. All im saying is that if you really do wanna end your life you should just go ahead and do it. And pluss most emos just want attention. If they really were depressed they would have killed themselvs 5 min. before they started to bitch at me about it.
January 16th, 2008 at 8:31 am
This isn’t supposed to be taking the mic is it? Besides, this isn’t anything like the ‘emo song’ at all. i mean.. that really did take the piss. Plus- it was insulting to some! >:
Anyways, i thought this was great.. i liked it. Although it didn’t really flow.
Kylex
January 19th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
why do people hate us emo’s we did nothin to you so leave us alone
and lissette fuck you, you fat bitch.
January 19th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
i think emo’s are sooooo hot and me my gf and my bff are both emo’s
January 25th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I think it was great and we cant help being emo so go to hell if u are anti emo Ps. I love Rudy
January 30th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
holy crap me and my friend Bass made up “The 12 Morbid Days of Christmas” its actually quite similar to this….it was so much fun
P.S to all u emo haters….i hope u get burned alive and sucked into oblivion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
me and my friend Bass made up the 12 days of morbid christmas quite similar to this…
p.s
to all u emo haters….i hope u get burned alive and sucked into oblivion…..
February 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I LAUGH AT ALL YOU FUCKIN’ PEOPLE WHO JUDGE EMOS! I’M emo and no i don’t cut! no i don’t cry all the time and NO I DON’T GIVE A MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT WHAT YOU HAVETTA SAY! You think you can tell people wat they can and can’t be?! Fuck you you are the fuckin losers not the emos! YOU are the ones on an emo site and YOU are the ones wasting ur time on the site talkin bout emos! screw u and all U people are the ones that should kill yourselves!
February 1st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
to lissette
y u want people to die? who ever said ALL emos want to die? I know I don’t and I’M NOT WHITE! I ‘m puerto Rican bitch! and i DO have problems at home so before you start talkin silence yourself! shit like that can get you killed! (no i’m not threatenin you it’s an assumtion…. YOU should know ALL about assumptions now shouldn’t you?)
¡Jódale usted ramera! va la quemadura en el abismo oscuro del infierno! (fuck you you bitch! go burn in the dark abyss of hell!)
February 13th, 2008 at 10:23 am
B0rring
February 13th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
nikki im fkin wiv u on dat!! i’m emo 2!!
all peeps who judge and discriminate emos are fkin gay self centered retards!!!!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
JUST FKIN LEAVE US EMOS ALONE OK!! WT DID WE EVER DO 2 U PPL?? IF WE WANT 2 B DEPRESSED THEN WE WILL BE DEPRESSED JUST COS OUR LIVES MAY FUCKED UP U DONT AVE 2 MAKE IT WORSE!! I HOPE ALL U EMO- HATERS ALL GET SLOW PAIN FULL DEATHS!! MABIE ILL GO ON A RAMPAGE ROUND THE WORLD AND KILL U ALL!! ps any emos,goths,punks wanna join me feel free! together we will wipe out emo,goth and punk haters!!
March 8th, 2008 at 9:54 am
hmm i think they like emos if they talk about them so much get a life dude plz! its getting fucking annoying to actuly reading this… oh and u talk about all the belts and shit but were i come from i c many people wearing them ^^ so better look up ur info befor waisting ur time on something retarted like this
DDD
March 31st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
the emo trend will be regretted. what will you all tell your kids??
“i cut myself!”
just like the gay/lesbian trend. most of them nowadays aren’t really gay/les.
“mommy, why are you with another girl in your prom pictures?”
“oh, i was a carpetmuncher…”
April 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
i don’t get why the people who hate emos are on an emo site all the while talking bout how pathetic and time wasting we are… when they can be doing something productive in their “im bettter than u” lives.
whats the point, haters? if we are a waste of ur time why are you on an emo site? 0.o
ser-iousaly
April 11th, 2008 at 6:35 am
it’s a little bit corny but they can work it out..
PEACE AWT
FROM
-XSANDRA
D’EMO GIRL-
April 13th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
i like. you should go fanlib.com and read my stalker version of hey there delilah. i made because a guy made me mad while i was cutting and ended up slicing my finger. basterd; i was aiming for my wrist!
May 14th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Fuck all you hater pussies!
a-holes, there is no need to be f-ing predjudiced! :/
September 1st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
you people are the reson emo people have these problem.
we do have feelings you know, we’re still human.
if you cut us with we will still bleed red blood.
hope you die.
October 5th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
sweet i wish my true love would give em to me! =D
November 2nd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
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November 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I WANT THAT EVERY DAY
November 10th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
hmm… This isn’t too bad, though it doesn’t really flow properly. Kind of funny, because it describes many of the faggy emo kids at my school.
The rest of this comment is for the argument about the emos:
I, personally, believe that all of you emos who dress up in the stupid clothing with skull-and-crossbones on it, wear makeup to look like damn-near like a raccoon, and talk about how life sucks really need a life.
There are people out there who are self-mutilating so they can try to redirect their attention to the physical pain, rather then the emotional pain of life around them; and those are the people that need help. The stupid emos today that dress up and shit like that just want attention, and deserve to have their asses kicked; NOBODY WANTS YOU. YOU’RE ALL NOBODIES TRYING TO GET ATTENTION THAT YOU DON’T DESERVE (sound’s almost like Paris Hilton).
The people that do not do it for attention, however, really need help; and I do not discriminate against them, and i don’t believe other people should either. It really is a problem for some, just as anorexia is for some.
Anyhow, that is my two cents worth on the topic of Emos. Feel free to flame me for my opinion, I’m sure many of you will do so either way.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
this is realy stupid -_- zzzz i happen to be what u would call “EMO” but i feel that anyone who writes this crap has no f’ing life . all you r doing is hurting others i hope you die.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
dude this is frickin awesome. lawl
November 15th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
all you people that are not emos and are dissing them ,what are you doing o thiswebsite anyway,hmmmmmmmmm????
December 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
[...] marcado y su forma de vestir y un etc. Pues como esta fecha es de la Navidad me causo gracia este post que encontré donde a manera graciosa ponen los 12 días de la navidad emo que no es mas que los 12 [...]
December 13th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
hey guys i think u guys are hot how old are u guys online tonight i am 13 years old and i would like to go out with one of u guys
December 14th, 2008 at 9:59 am
YAY HOT TOPIC!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:00 am
I LOVE IT SOUNDS LIKE MY BF’s CHRISTMAS LIST
December 18th, 2008 at 12:05 am
okay guys really? i could easly say th same F**cking thing about you prepy kids!!!!!!!! but the difference is, we don’t spend 100 F**cking $ on a pair of F**cking pants!!!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:09 am
and another thing, we could say the same F*cking thing about you preps!!! but we don’t spend 100 F*CKING $ on a pair of pants!!! and like bethan said, if you guys hate emos so much STAY OFF OUR F*CKING WEBSITES!!! i can garentee we dont look up F*cking ‘preps’
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 am
fuck all emo in the world!!!
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Everybody here is fucking morons being emo is a fucking shit too so fuck you all emo’s are gays and girl emo’s are bitches i wanna fuck all them make them scream ill bitch you all up everyone here is stupid and fucking crazy 12 days of fucking emo christmas theres no freaking christmas anyway your just celebrating it now cause your still alive when your gone everything is still fucked up also fuck this website fuck everybody and fuck you who’s reading this fuck for the poster who post this fuck you for the comments and have a fucking christmas… this me fucking out…
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
haha the emos have found the internets.
i am on this site because someone blogged about how hilariously true this “emo song” is.
unfortunately “emo” is a term that has been misused for years that was coined originally in reference to certain types of bands (no, not the fall out boy shit on the radio now.) but genuine, artistic, un-glamorous, non-mass-marketed bands like hum, low, mineral, the promise ring, sunny day real estate.
now “emo” stands for an entire subculture, many (not all) of which definitely involve themselves in many things on this list. emo used to stand for a type/types of music – although not pinned to a single genre. it did NOT stand for a set of people with long hair, chuck taylors, and girl jeans.
i don’t hate people that call themselves “emo” or choose to be “emo”, however I do believe that many people that call themselves such do not even know about the roots of what “emo” actually stands for, and are just following all the other kids because it is “cool” and it makes them feel like they belong.
many people diss “emo poetry” and “emo lyrics”. if you are wondering why, it is because no matter WHAT type of poetry/lyrics is being talked about, there is bad and good.
once something becomes super-cliche, it becomes really cheesy and you risk the stereotyping of that thing. such as songs that talk about “i cut my wrists” or “black dark ravens in the cold of winter night blah blah blah”. be emo, thats fine, but please be original, please take who you are and what you do and make it only a PART of yourself, don’t just blindly become “emo”.
there are so many cookie-cutter, stereotypical emos, that you are making it hard for others to see that many of you are indeed individuals with differing opinions and tastes. if you don’t want to be stereotyped, stop being the stereotype.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
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April 8th, 2009 at 11:03 am
now all we need is our own holiday special
instead of the 12 days of xmas i am singing the 12 days of emo xmas lol .
April 28th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Depression is a fake illness. Nobody cares about your trivial shit. Cram your whining back down your throats and learn 2 goddamn repress your emotions, for fuck’s sake. Maturity means knowing that the hegemonic society is correct, and everything else is the result of whinging little sheep who didn’t get beaten enough. Get yourself a fucking tan, get a fucking job, cut your fucking hair, and burn all that fucking Hot Topic shit to ashes. There’s a reason goths were the favourite punching bag a decade ago, and that’s because the subculture is a worthless, mopey club for idiots, much like emo. Either grow the hell up, or wash your mouth out with a shotgun. Just don’t continue with this pansy shit another fucking second, maggots.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
haha i want it 2 b the 1st and 4th day
August 28th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
WTF HOT TOPIC ISNT EMO FAGGATS THEY SELL METAL SHIRTS AND ZEPPELIN SHIRT AND FUKING STUDS AND STUDDED BELTS ARENT EMO
August 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
emo is not a person or a look
emo is a genre of music people like, includin rock. scene is the style people go for an dont call emos, it aint nice