What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”
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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?
He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.
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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?
Anything.
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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.
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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn’t cry.
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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?
Because she never left the house!
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February 26th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
those r sadly treww 4 me.. well some of em at least…
R.I.P. (M)
February 27th, 2008 at 7:41 am
wow your jokes rokkkk my mentor at skool finx there class
February 27th, 2008 at 7:42 am
your jokes rokkkkk my mntor at skool finx der clazzz
March 1st, 2008 at 7:53 pm
these are not funny!! this whole website is cruel towards emos…you deserve to die!
March 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
its funny because its true.:(
March 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
hmmm
June 1st, 2008 at 2:08 am
Those are not funny at all (like i ever laugh) but this site is just against emos. Go crawl in a whole and die.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@ EmoMoon
it’s hole, not whole
October 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
i agree with g fish and emomoon those arnt funny and emo haters should die!!
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:59 am
some of those are funny, but some are just mean.
emo haters should go jump in fire and burn! they sux!
ps-look up emo bashing websites and tell all those emo haters to f**k off! emos rok!
November 5th, 2008 at 11:30 am
OKAY?
November 6th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Mmm… I guess most of it an’t funny i…..guess