What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”
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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?
He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.
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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?
Anything.
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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.
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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn’t cry.
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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?
Because she never left the house!
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February 26th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
those r sadly treww 4 me.. well some of em at least…
R.I.P. (M)
February 27th, 2008 at 7:41 am
wow your jokes rokkkk my mentor at skool finx there class
February 27th, 2008 at 7:42 am
your jokes rokkkkk my mntor at skool finx der clazzz
March 1st, 2008 at 7:53 pm
these are not funny!! this whole website is cruel towards emos…you deserve to die!
March 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
its funny because its true.:(
March 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
hmmm
June 1st, 2008 at 2:08 am
Those are not funny at all (like i ever laugh) but this site is just against emos. Go crawl in a whole and die.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@ EmoMoon
it’s hole, not whole
October 5th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
i agree with g fish and emomoon those arnt funny and emo haters should die!!
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:59 am
some of those are funny, but some are just mean.
emo haters should go jump in fire and burn! they sux!
ps-look up emo bashing websites and tell all those emo haters to f**k off! emos rok!
November 5th, 2008 at 11:30 am
OKAY?
November 6th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Mmm… I guess most of it an’t funny i…..guess
November 11th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
im going out wid an emo shes short and hott!!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
lol neways thts all
mean
November 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Haha.. I love emo jokes.. They are so funny.. Its fun to make fun of pathetic little creatures.. Haha..
November 28th, 2008 at 12:45 am
wow i love those!!!!
December 17th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
i hate emo jokes its not funny just mean… and thanks my sis has more jokes for me now… question is there a right way of punching someone? if there is tell me (plans on punchin sis to give her another bloody nose heeheehee)
January 9th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
what better then a thousand emo babys nailed to a tree. one emo baby nailed to 1 thousand trees.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Not funny! whoever wrote these should be ashamed of themselves! what we do is a type of depression so….FUCK YOU!
(((
March 28th, 2009 at 3:22 am
im emo and im only 12.i just cut myself right now but it feels so good. my life sucks
June 9th, 2009 at 11:44 am
i emo and i wish people would leave us the f alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
a message to all “EMO” get over yourselves. ……. your all so selfish.. making out like no one cares, making out like you dont want attention, well why you even bother to turn on computer to see what people write about your breed… if life is so hard….get out… why carry on threatening society……if you want your life back… really….make the choice…….
August 20th, 2009 at 9:25 am
OMG that i funny i gess! >.> Hi ppl
August 24th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
those are not funny
screw those jokes
October 18th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Ya’ll Bitchez Are Poserz,
Kidding.
But This Thing Sucks Mega Balls like Some Whore Givin Head.
And fer The Haters Please Get a Life This Is Just DUMB.