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Emo Jokes

February 20th, 2008 by admin

What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”

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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?

He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.

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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?

Anything.

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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry.

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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?

Because she never left the house!

12 Responses

  1. (A)lexXx

    those r sadly treww 4 me.. well some of em at least…

    R.I.P. (M)

  2. im emo get ova it

    wow your jokes rokkkk my mentor at skool finx there class

  3. im emo get ova it

    your jokes rokkkkk my mntor at skool finx der clazzz

  4. g-fish

    these are not funny!! this whole website is cruel towards emos…you deserve to die!

  5. deathprincess

    its funny because its true.:(

  6. deathprincess

    hmmm

  7. EmoMoon

    Those are not funny at all (like i ever laugh) but this site is just against emos. Go crawl in a whole and die.

  8. grammar sheriff

    @ EmoMoon

    it’s hole, not whole

  9. a real emo kid

    i agree with g fish and emomoon those arnt funny and emo haters should die!!

  10. unhappy_birhthday2me

    some of those are funny, but some are just mean.

    emo haters should go jump in fire and burn! they sux!

    ps-look up emo bashing websites and tell all those emo haters to f**k off! emos rok!

  11. Anastasia winter mistie Goth Emo whatever.

    OKAY?

  12. Ysdxx

    Mmm… I guess most of it an’t funny i…..guess

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