Life makes me sad

Emo Jokes

February 20th, 2008 by admin

What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”

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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?

He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.

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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?

Anything.

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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry.

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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?

Because she never left the house!

25 Responses

  1. (A)lexXx

    those r sadly treww 4 me.. well some of em at least…

    R.I.P. (M)

  2. im emo get ova it

    wow your jokes rokkkk my mentor at skool finx there class

  3. im emo get ova it

    your jokes rokkkkk my mntor at skool finx der clazzz

  4. g-fish

    these are not funny!! this whole website is cruel towards emos…you deserve to die!

  5. deathprincess

    its funny because its true.:(

  6. deathprincess

    hmmm

  7. EmoMoon

    Those are not funny at all (like i ever laugh) but this site is just against emos. Go crawl in a whole and die.

  8. grammar sheriff

    @ EmoMoon

    it’s hole, not whole

  9. a real emo kid

    i agree with g fish and emomoon those arnt funny and emo haters should die!!

  10. unhappy_birhthday2me

    some of those are funny, but some are just mean.

    emo haters should go jump in fire and burn! they sux!

    ps-look up emo bashing websites and tell all those emo haters to f**k off! emos rok!

  11. Anastasia winter mistie Goth Emo whatever.

    OKAY?

  12. Ysdxx

    Mmm… I guess most of it an’t funny i…..guess

  13. random

    im going out wid an emo shes short and hott!!!!

  14. random

    lol neways thts all
    mean

  15. Lianna

    Haha.. I love emo jokes.. They are so funny.. Its fun to make fun of pathetic little creatures.. Haha..

  16. natascha

    wow i love those!!!!

  17. xRandomFreakx

    i hate emo jokes its not funny just mean… and thanks my sis has more jokes for me now… question is there a right way of punching someone? if there is tell me (plans on punchin sis to give her another bloody nose heeheehee)

  18. Emo Beater

    what better then a thousand emo babys nailed to a tree. one emo baby nailed to 1 thousand trees.

  19. Black Goddess 13 13

    Not funny! whoever wrote these should be ashamed of themselves! what we do is a type of depression so….FUCK YOU! :( (((

  20. britt-mo

    im emo and im only 12.i just cut myself right now but it feels so good. my life sucks

  21. emohottie

    i emo and i wish people would leave us the f alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. brightstar

    a message to all “EMO” get over yourselves. ……. your all so selfish.. making out like no one cares, making out like you dont want attention, well why you even bother to turn on computer to see what people write about your breed… if life is so hard….get out… why carry on threatening society……if you want your life back… really….make the choice…….

  23. EmoHiei17

    OMG that i funny i gess! >.> Hi ppl

  24. TTskyTT

    those are not funny
    screw those jokes

  25. Justinee'n'Brynn

    Ya’ll Bitchez Are Poserz,
    Kidding.
    But This Thing Sucks Mega Balls like Some Whore Givin Head.
    And fer The Haters Please Get a Life This Is Just DUMB.

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