Emo definitions according to Urban Dictionary
Emo:
the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..
“Man, I’ve been listening to a lotta emo lately.”
Emo:
people who need a hug. A BIG, WARM hug.
“Cheer up emo kid!” 
Emo:
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
“My life sucks, I want to cry.”
Emo:
Something all stereotypes agree on they hate.
Emo:
A strange breed of human that can be identified by stupid haircuts, suicidal tendencies, constant whining, the wearing of tight pants, and usually no mate. Because of this, scientists believe that most males in this species lack reproductive organs.
“Stop whining, you emo.”
Emo:
A bunch of mamby pamby spoon-fed fuckin fruitcakes that most people wanna kick in the back of the neck.
“When shopping at the mall all i saw was a bunch of fuckin’ emasculated suburban emo kids talking on thier cell phones.”
Emo:
Conformists in denial.
“Let’s all be different by dressing, talking, and acting exactly the same.”
Emo:
Emergency Management Office
In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area.
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March 17th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
ha! omg those are all so true. so true.
March 24th, 2008 at 8:59 am
hehehehehe whoohhooo at least you know
March 25th, 2008 at 12:19 am
emo will always be an emo…
we have our own looks…
we our originality and we live in this world w? an emotional and broken hart….
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
yeah urm emo is basicaly emotional ppl but most people just become emo because of there fashion and they should slit wrist and it isnt just emos whose slit so its quite confusing.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
i really think neone who isnt an emo shouldnt post on this sight =\ honestly does it make u happy to post an online comment to try to make us more unhappy… like you throwing down words will hurt us anymore… why are u on this sight? to seek acceptance and self satisfaction by attempting to hurt people u will never know? or maybe u have issues that need a more professional opinion… u decide…
April 18th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I think that the world looks down on ppl like us becuz they can’t understand us. We can’t hate them for not understanding but we would like the same in return.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
idiots.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:05 am
There are so many different definitions of emo but my opinion is there just someone that is really emotional cause you get the down depressed emo’s and the really happy odd ones that have a tendency to say random stuff that usually ends up making me run away and hide. So yeah everyone has a different opinion…. We should have a national hug an emo day
April 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
To all those you harm themselves…..
I read a lot of this site and Im struggling to understand why ppl give advice on concealing self harm and also complain because nobody notices or cares? If you are down, please trust someone and if it doesn’t work try again until it does
Please dont spread the pain by actually hurting urself forever. Fashion, yeah I agree popular culture is an ass but happiness is precious and not to be thrown away.
A new day awaits
April 20th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I Hate Emos.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Emo’s are so pathetic… if an emo has read these definitions and continues their dream of being an emo…get help!! cos you need it….
I HATE EMOS!!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Africans are sad….. you live in the suburbs.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:50 am
I think this is fucking hilarious. Can’t understand you? I think people look down on emos because it’s a made-up trend. People understand you just fine. That’s why we hate you.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
why dose everybody HATE emo, we emo are the ancor for the world, if the world didn’t have emos we would all still be living our poor excuses for lives, and we wouldn’t know what the other side of life is… any amo-hater have anything to say about it?!?!?!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
the emo generation lacks the character needed to be successful in life. You might want to get to know your local pharmacist now if you haven’t already. I have dealt with some of your kind already; sad. They have the maturity and intestinal fortitude of a small child.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:57 am
so true