Emo definitions according to Urban Dictionary
Emo:
the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..
“Man, I’ve been listening to a lotta emo lately.”
Emo:
people who need a hug. A BIG, WARM hug.
“Cheer up emo kid!” 
Emo:
Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.
“My life sucks, I want to cry.”
Emo:
Something all stereotypes agree on they hate.
Emo:
A strange breed of human that can be identified by stupid haircuts, suicidal tendencies, constant whining, the wearing of tight pants, and usually no mate. Because of this, scientists believe that most males in this species lack reproductive organs.
“Stop whining, you emo.”
Emo:
A bunch of mamby pamby spoon-fed fuckin fruitcakes that most people wanna kick in the back of the neck.
“When shopping at the mall all i saw was a bunch of fuckin’ emasculated suburban emo kids talking on thier cell phones.”
Emo:
Conformists in denial.
“Let’s all be different by dressing, talking, and acting exactly the same.”
Emo:
Emergency Management Office
In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area.
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March 17th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
ha! omg those are all so true. so true.
March 24th, 2008 at 8:59 am
hehehehehe whoohhooo at least you know
March 25th, 2008 at 12:19 am
emo will always be an emo…
we have our own looks…
we our originality and we live in this world w? an emotional and broken hart….
March 27th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
yeah urm emo is basicaly emotional ppl but most people just become emo because of there fashion and they should slit wrist and it isnt just emos whose slit so its quite confusing.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
i really think neone who isnt an emo shouldnt post on this sight =\ honestly does it make u happy to post an online comment to try to make us more unhappy… like you throwing down words will hurt us anymore… why are u on this sight? to seek acceptance and self satisfaction by attempting to hurt people u will never know? or maybe u have issues that need a more professional opinion… u decide…
April 18th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I think that the world looks down on ppl like us becuz they can’t understand us. We can’t hate them for not understanding but we would like the same in return.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
idiots.
April 19th, 2008 at 12:05 am
There are so many different definitions of emo but my opinion is there just someone that is really emotional cause you get the down depressed emo’s and the really happy odd ones that have a tendency to say random stuff that usually ends up making me run away and hide. So yeah everyone has a different opinion…. We should have a national hug an emo day
April 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
To all those you harm themselves…..
I read a lot of this site and Im struggling to understand why ppl give advice on concealing self harm and also complain because nobody notices or cares? If you are down, please trust someone and if it doesn’t work try again until it does
Please dont spread the pain by actually hurting urself forever. Fashion, yeah I agree popular culture is an ass but happiness is precious and not to be thrown away.
A new day awaits
April 20th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I Hate Emos.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Emo’s are so pathetic… if an emo has read these definitions and continues their dream of being an emo…get help!! cos you need it….
I HATE EMOS!!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Africans are sad….. you live in the suburbs.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:50 am
I think this is fucking hilarious. Can’t understand you? I think people look down on emos because it’s a made-up trend. People understand you just fine. That’s why we hate you.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
why dose everybody HATE emo, we emo are the ancor for the world, if the world didn’t have emos we would all still be living our poor excuses for lives, and we wouldn’t know what the other side of life is… any amo-hater have anything to say about it?!?!?!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
the emo generation lacks the character needed to be successful in life. You might want to get to know your local pharmacist now if you haven’t already. I have dealt with some of your kind already; sad. They have the maturity and intestinal fortitude of a small child.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:57 am
so true
December 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
what was that about maturity? i’m an emo, who’s more mature than u apperently, cuz i dont go around judging ppl!!!!
April 27th, 2009 at 7:21 am
You people are so damn weird and yall need so much help WHAT IS WRONG WITH YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Stereotypes are funny because they’re true. Also, it’s hard to feel guilty about curb stomping an emo because they still whine about it as the boot descends on their scrawny little neck.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Oh you are motherfuckers and suckers. Suck my dick. Cut your neck and leave this world alone and shit like you
May 19th, 2009 at 7:59 am
We love you emo_boy_lover. you made me so happy i might cry Pe@ce out all u freaking emo haters u suck ass *cry*
June 25th, 2009 at 8:54 am
That is berrii tru Emos are regular people and dont need to be treated differently.i dont lik when they label people but becuz of our style and emotions people comment other wise.=\.
~Vampire
July 1st, 2009 at 9:39 am
emo is short 4 emotonail and they dont always cut there wriste so theres no way u should put us in catagorys that may be the problem to our self asteam
July 25th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I dont understand how some people can be so ridiculously cruel to emos. We are still human beings being forced to live in this world of pain. We slit our wrists because it helps the pain of life to drift away for bit. We write poems to express ourselves. We show our scars with pride not shame
August 24th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
why bash emos? you cant hurt us anymore then we already are….
screw emo haters
August 26th, 2009 at 3:46 am
i do believe to all of that but the last definition sucks!!!!
fuckYou
September 17th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
K….lets see….yes, i cut myself but i dont dress-up in the whole so called “emo” fashion….emo stands for emotional, k? simple as that n if ppl could just get that in thier heads, things wouldn’t be so confusing. If ppl could get a life n dress in clothes other then the dumb “emo” set up things would be less confusing too. Scene, emo, goth, preppy, normal fashion set-ups….who gives a crap about it all? why cant everyone just get along? why r ppl stupid enough to let stuff lyk that get in the way of things? If u have a problem wit emo’s, dont tlk about it on a website lyk this while u hide behind a computer screen or phone or somethin! Stand up n tlk about it to our faces! stop being so whimpy! Ohh, n yes, some ppl might understand emo’s, others might not….most don’t….everyone’s different, okk? Different ppl have different ways of letting out thier pain n emotions….some ppl r just too confused about it n do stuff they thought they’d never be able to do. Its life, just get over it!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
YoU dont get it !!!!! every emo including me has there own opinions on why we are depressed and why we look at the world differently if you cant accept that then obviously you have problems of your own but emos are the only types of people who see things in what they really are!!! we have are own style and music and thoughts and we just dont see the reason of why life is important if we all die
November 21st, 2009 at 11:06 pm
stupid labels can burn in effin hell