Shameless Emo Music

admin — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:12:39 +0000

While everyone screams My Chemical Romance when referring to Emos, there are actually a lot more bands that are “emo” without causing you to lose the cool factor if you are caught listening to them.

Not that you care if people think you are cool…but just for the sake of this blog lets just say you wanna know anyway.

CO-ED Magazine.com has a list of the five you shouldn’t be ashamed of.

Rites of Spring – Rites of Spring (1985)

Sunny Day Real Estate – Diary (1994)

At the Drive-In – In/Casino/Out (1998)

Cap’n Jazz – Analphabetapolothology (1998)

and

Nation of Ulysses – Plays Pretty for Baby (1992)

Click the link to see the entire article, it’s a good read.

Emo Money

admin — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:32:57 +0000

While it may look like a five dollar bill, the Emo Lincoln is valued less than even a George Washington.

It’s worthless.

Probably why it’s Emo.

Emo money is the best money to put towards debt relief.

A simple poem.

admin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:54:29 +0000

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue.

America hates Emos.

Now Mexico does too.

~fin~

Viva La Emo

admin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:25:14 +0000

With all the Emo hate in Mexico, I thought I’d take it upon myself to make something to unite Emos in their time of misery.

(Though misery is like candy for an Emo, so is this really something to be upset about?) Whatev…

Mexicans hate Emos

admin — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:37:18 +0000

In a surprising story, some anti-emo fans in Mexico have apparently taken things a little too far. According to Daniel Hernandez, who is covering the story, the spark came first in Queretaro earlier this month. An estimated 800 young people poured into the city’s Centro Historico hunting for kids sporting “emo” looks.

By the next weekend, it had spread to Mexico City, where emo kids faced off at the Glorieta de Insurgents. There have also been reports of anti-emo violence in Durango, Colima, and elsewhere. The LA Weekly music blog notes:

In Mexico, emo culture is a butt of many jokes. It is either despised intensely or generally ignored. But it’s only the despising sentiment that lately has been getting wide airplay. In the above clip, a Televisa on-air personality named Kristoff expresses a serious dose of anti-emo rhetoric and switches to English to say, on network television, “Fucking bullshit” to the emo movement. Some emos I’ve interviewed point to the Kristoff clip as a defining provocation of the current wave of anti-emo violence.

Emo Potter

admin — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:14:00 +0000

Well this explains why those kids are always so emotional.

Meanest Emo Ever

admin — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:54:39 +0000

Evil Emo?

She doesn’t look like she is gonna take any more Emo hate.

An Emo Nightmare

admin — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:38:57 +0000

If you could put Emo dreams into video form.

And yes…they dream in black and white.

Emo Bath

admin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:00:32 +0000

Emo Bath from ICHCB.

Emo Definitions

admin — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:25:01 +0000

Emo definitions according to Urban Dictionary

Emo:

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

“Man, I’ve been listening to a lotta emo lately.”

Emo:

people who need a hug. A BIG, WARM hug.

“Cheer up emo kid!”

Emo:

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

“My life sucks, I want to cry.”

Emo:

Something all stereotypes agree on they hate.

Emo:

A strange breed of human that can be identified by stupid haircuts, suicidal tendencies, constant whining, the wearing of tight pants, and usually no mate. Because of this, scientists believe that most males in this species lack reproductive organs.

“Stop whining, you emo.”

Emo:

A bunch of mamby pamby spoon-fed fuckin fruitcakes that most people wanna kick in the back of the neck.

“When shopping at the mall all i saw was a bunch of fuckin’ emasculated suburban emo kids talking on thier cell phones.”

Emo:

Conformists in denial.

“Let’s all be different by dressing, talking, and acting exactly the same.”

Emo:

Emergency Management Office

In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area.