Life makes me sad

Pok-EMO-n

March 6th, 2008 by admin

“I choose YOU…if that’s alright. Or not, whatever I don’t care.”

Pokemon

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No Cutsies!

March 5th, 2008 by admin

I’m thinking of making this into a shirt. 

cutsies

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3m0 5p33k

March 4th, 2008 by admin

ROFD – Rolling on the floor dying

MH – My heart!

LOL – Living our lies

OMG – Oh melancholy gazes

LMAO – Love maims all organs

W/E – Winter’s embrace

BRB – Burning red blasphemy

BBL – Binge on bright lust

CYA L8ER – Come ye ambulance, love ate every remain

G2G TTYL – Gray, TOO gray, these thousand years lost

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10 Things I learned about Emo kids since I started this site.

February 27th, 2008 by admin

10. Emo kids can’t spell.

9. Emo kids love MCR but won’t admit it.

8. Emo kids have cut themselves but don’t anymore.

7. Emo kids hate to be compared to goths.

6. Emo kids love poetry even if it’s really bad.

5. Emo kids don’t like being called Emo kids.

4. Emo kids will believe anything you post in a blog.

3. Emo kids are extremely defensive for people who don’t care.

2. Emo kids comment more than any other type of blog reader.

1. Emo kids are my favorite group of people.

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Now That’s What I Call Emo

February 26th, 2008 by admin

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Now THAT is Emo

February 25th, 2008 by admin

Now THAT is Emo by EmoStudent.

ThatisEmo

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Emo Google

February 21st, 2008 by admin

Do you ever want to Google something but you don’t want to type your request on a brightly lit search engine that you can feel is clearly judging you.

Want to look up Hot Topic locations and find out the best method for applying eyeliner?

Searching for the next great unknown band?

Emo Google is real.

EmoGoogle

Serious. Go to www.EmoGoogle.com to see for yourself.

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Emo Jokes

February 20th, 2008 by admin

What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”

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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?

He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.

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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?

Anything.

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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry.

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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?

Because she never left the house!

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In Emo We Trust

February 19th, 2008 by admin

I didn’t vote this year.

All the candidates suck and not one of them had an Emo agenda at all.

Plus, what’s with their hair? Not one person running had any style.

I’d vote for someone who actually cared about stuff and showed a little emotion but they are all robots.

Though I think I saw some cut marks on Hilarys’ arm. I could be wrong.

Did you vote?

Who would you want to see in the White House?

And wouldn’t the White House look way better in a shade of gray?

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Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2008 by admin

Hope you all have a great Valentine’s Day and don’t get dumped.

Emo Heart Candy

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