Life makes me sad

Emo Watch

April 23rd, 2008 by admin

You don’t need to know what time it is with this razor wristband because your time is up.

emowatch

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“Ill Cut Myself” - Every Emo Song Ever

April 18th, 2008 by admin

This is a parody video from a really funny sketch comedy group called “Those Aren’t Muskets”.

I think I’m gonna start using this excuse to get the things I want as well.

Though I think my friends would let me bleed out first.

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Totally Emo Dude

April 17th, 2008 by admin

I’d wear this.

Totally

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Gravity

April 16th, 2008 by admin

It hates Emos too…

Motivational

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Crank Dat Emo

April 15th, 2008 by admin

Finally…

I’ve seen Crank Dat Superman, Crank Dat Batman, even Crank Dat Homeless Man but we’ve finally got our own.

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Jack-E-Mo-Box

April 14th, 2008 by admin

He must be losing the fastfood wars to Ronald.

emojack

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Million Emo March

April 9th, 2008 by admin

With all the Emo hate going on in the world I think it’s time to organize.

Like this, only with Emos.

Maybe we can do it at night though. When it’s dark.

Even better. Let’s stay in our bedrooms and not conform to the usual marching format.

So here is what we’ll need…

  • Candles
  • Text messaging
  • Poptarts

They’ll miss us someday.

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Shameless Emo Music

April 8th, 2008 by admin

While everyone screams My Chemical Romance when referring to Emos, there are actually a lot more bands that are “emo” without causing you to lose the cool factor if you are caught listening to them.

Not that you care if people think you are cool…but just for the sake of this blog lets just say you wanna know anyway.

CO-ED Magazine.com has a list of the five you shouldn’t be ashamed of.

Rites of Spring - Rites of Spring (1985)

Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary (1994)

At the Drive-In - In/Casino/Out (1998)

Cap’n Jazz - Analphabetapolothology (1998)

and

Nation of Ulysses - Plays Pretty for Baby (1992)

Click the link to see the entire article, it’s a good read.

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Emo Money

April 7th, 2008 by admin

While it may look like a five dollar bill, the Emo Lincoln is valued less than even a George Washington.

It’s worthless.

Probably why it’s Emo.

EmoLincoln

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A simple poem.

April 1st, 2008 by admin

Blood is red.

Bruises are blue.

America hates Emos.

Now Mexico does too.

~fin~

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