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Viva La Emo

March 31st, 2008 by admin

With all the Emo hate in Mexico, I thought I’d take it upon myself to make something to unite Emos in their time of misery.

(Though misery is like candy for an Emo, so is this really something to be upset about?) Whatev…

VivaLaEmo

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Mexicans hate Emos

March 27th, 2008 by admin

In a surprising story, some anti-emo fans in Mexico have apparently taken things a little too far. According to Daniel Hernandez, who is covering the story, the spark came first in Queretaro earlier this month. An estimated 800 young people poured into the city’s Centro Historico hunting for kids sporting “emo” looks.

By the next weekend, it had spread to Mexico City, where emo kids faced off at the Glorieta de Insurgents. There have also been reports of anti-emo violence in Durango, Colima, and elsewhere. The LA Weekly music blog notes:

In Mexico, emo culture is a butt of many jokes. It is either despised intensely or generally ignored. But it’s only the despising sentiment that lately has been getting wide airplay. In the above clip, a Televisa on-air personality named Kristoff expresses a serious dose of anti-emo rhetoric and switches to English to say, on network television, “Fucking bullshit” to the emo movement. Some emos I’ve interviewed point to the Kristoff clip as a defining provocation of the current wave of anti-emo violence.

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Emo Potter

March 24th, 2008 by admin

Well this explains why those kids are always so emotional.

Emo Potter

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Meanest Emo Ever

March 20th, 2008 by admin

Evil Emo?

She doesn’t look like she is gonna take any more Emo hate.

evilemo

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An Emo Nightmare

March 18th, 2008 by admin

If you could put Emo dreams into video form.

And yes…they dream in black and white.

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Emo Bath

March 17th, 2008 by admin

Emo Bath from ICHCB.

bath

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Emo Definitions

March 10th, 2008 by admin

Emo definitions according to Urban Dictionary

Emo:

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

“Man, I’ve been listening to a lotta emo lately.”

Emo:

people who need a hug. A BIG, WARM hug.

“Cheer up emo kid!” :D

Emo:

Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter.

“My life sucks, I want to cry.”

Emo:

Something all stereotypes agree on they hate.

Emo:

A strange breed of human that can be identified by stupid haircuts, suicidal tendencies, constant whining, the wearing of tight pants, and usually no mate. Because of this, scientists believe that most males in this species lack reproductive organs.

“Stop whining, you emo.”

Emo:

A bunch of mamby pamby spoon-fed fuckin fruitcakes that most people wanna kick in the back of the neck.

“When shopping at the mall all i saw was a bunch of fuckin’ emasculated suburban emo kids talking on thier cell phones.”

Emo:

Conformists in denial.

“Let’s all be different by dressing, talking, and acting exactly the same.”

Emo:

Emergency Management Office

In times of emergency or disaster, EMO coordinates the response of State agencies ensuring the most appropriate resources are dispatched to the impacted area.

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Pok-EMO-n

March 6th, 2008 by admin

“I choose YOU…if that’s alright. Or not, whatever I don’t care.”

Pokemon

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No Cutsies!

March 5th, 2008 by admin

I’m thinking of making this into a shirt. 

cutsies

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3m0 5p33k

March 4th, 2008 by admin

ROFD - Rolling on the floor dying

MH - My heart!

LOL - Living our lies

OMG - Oh melancholy gazes

LMAO - Love maims all organs

W/E - Winter’s embrace

BRB - Burning red blasphemy

BBL - Binge on bright lust

CYA L8ER - Come ye ambulance, love ate every remain

G2G TTYL - Gray, TOO gray, these thousand years lost

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