10. Emo kids can’t spell.

9. Emo kids love MCR but won’t admit it.

8. Emo kids have cut themselves but don’t anymore.

7. Emo kids hate to be compared to goths.

6. Emo kids love poetry even if it’s really bad.

5. Emo kids don’t like being called Emo kids.

4. Emo kids will believe anything you post in a blog.

3. Emo kids are extremely defensive for people who don’t care.

2. Emo kids comment more than any other type of blog reader.

1. Emo kids are my favorite group of people.

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Now THAT is Emo by EmoStudent.

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Do you ever want to Google something but you don’t want to type your request on a brightly lit search engine that you can feel is clearly judging you.

Want to look up Hot Topic locations and find out the best method for applying eyeliner?

Searching for the next great unknown band?

Emo Google is real.

Serious. Go to www.EmoGoogle.com to see for yourself.

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What’s the difference between Emo grass and normal grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?

“Stop crying, you’re stealing all the negative attention.”

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How do you tell if an Emo guy is hitting on you compared to a regular guy?

He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number.

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What do you say to an Emo kid to make him cry?

Anything.

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How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they’d rather sit in the dark and cry.

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What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry.

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Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?

Because she never left the house!

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I didn’t vote this year.

All the candidates suck and not one of them had an Emo agenda at all.

Plus, what’s with their hair? Not one person running had any style.

I’d vote for someone who actually cared about stuff and showed a little emotion but they are all robots.

Though I think I saw some cut marks on Hilarys’ arm. I could be wrong.

Did you vote?

Who would you want to see in the White House?

And wouldn’t the White House look way better in a shade of gray?

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Hope you all have a great Valentine’s Day and don’t get dumped.

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Only use in case of a happiness emergency. 

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The latest sensation sweeping the web. ’stumblecards’ are simply an online version of the humble trading card.  What’s so great about ’stumblecards’ is that you never know when you’ll find one. There are many out there to collect so keep your eyes peeled. When you find a card, be sure to bookmark this page or give it a thumbs up so you can go on to collect them all.

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I was going to write a poem today but then I realized I’m not that good at it which has been pointed out more than enough times.

Really, I’m already sad…like berating my poetry is gonna make me feel any worse.

You don’t like my jeans, fine. You can’t borrow them.

You don’t like my eyeline, fine. It looks better on me than your fat girlfriend.

You don’t like my music, fine. Play your Guitar Hero and pretend you’re a talentless rock star too.

Whatevs…

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